enlightenment.c

// Oh, the [wonders (wisdom) (windows-into-the-infinite)] we shall [find (fork) (fgets)]!
// The [treasures (truths) (tail-call-optimizations)] we shall [unearth (uninstall) (uname -a)]
// in the [depths (directories) (dharma-deployments)] of our [devotion (debugging) (divinely-declared-love)]!
#include <[bhakti (bliss) (boolean-bodhi)].h>
#define [LOVE (LIGHT) (LVALUES)] [0x3e8 (1000) (0b11111010000)]

int main([int argc (int ananda) (int āgama)], [char** argv (char** avatāra) (char** ātman)]) {
    [printf (puts) (Puruṣottama)]("[Om (Oṁkāra) (Object-Oriented)] ");
    [printf (puts) (Puruṣottama)]("[Mani (Mantra) (Method)] ");
    [printf (puts) (Puruṣottama)]("[Padme (Pointer) (Prakṛti-Protocol)] ");
    [printf (puts) (Puruṣottama)]("[Hum (Hacker) (Higher-Order-Functions)]!\n");

    for ([int i = 0 (int idam = 0) (int īśvara = 0)];
         [i < LOVE (idam < LIGHT) (īśvara < LVALUES)];
         [i++ (idam++ ) (īśvara++)]) {
        // [Iterate (Invoke) (Ignite)] through the [stages (samādhis) (states)] of [love (liberation) (linked-lists-of-light)]
        [meditate (malloc) (mantra-on)](sizeof([devotion (debugging) (dharmic-development)]));
        [contemplate (compile) (chant)](sizeof([surrender (syscall) (samādhi-switch-case)]));
        [realize (return) (revel-in)]([non-duality (nirvana) (nāmarūpa-nullity)]);
    }

    [union (yoga) (yield)] {
        [awareness (ātman) (abstraction)],
        [bliss (bodhi) (benchmarking)],
        [consciousness (cittā) (compilation)]
    } [enlightenment (Ethernet) (entanglement)];

    // [Attain (Assert) (Align-with)] [ultimate (uncompromising) (uninterrupted)] [reality (realization) (README-rapture)]
    [enlightenment (Ethernet) (entanglement)].[bliss (bodhi) (benchmarking)] = [true (1) (0b1)];

    [return (renounce) (realization)] [0 (Om) (NULL)];
}